Festicles

What is Festicles?


1.

The act in which a male / or transvestite (whatever u prefer), will paint their balls, one red one green, and their cock stripy as a candy cane, in the joy a spirit of celebrating the festive christmas season.....or any other time,, you then have FESTICLES

Josh - Dude ur festicles are hanging out!!!

Al - Oh i know

Josh - Man u sure do love christmas

Al - That i do my friend..that i do

Josh - U know what (whips out festicles), so do I

Al - Sweet, Lets strut with pride

(continues to walk down the road)

See testicles, festicles, christmas, green, red, candy, cane, balls, paint, strut

2.

the combined build-up of ball sweat and dust that accumulates on your nuts after many days at an outdoor jam festival.

Dude, I need a shower...my festicles are raging.

Did you catch Buckethead late night? My festicles were rockin'!!!

See balls, testicles, ball sweat, sweaty balls, festivals

3.

Dressing up your testicles in holiday attire

(derived from the words festive and testicles)

whenever christmas rolls around Jim paints lefty green and righty red making his festicles look mighty jolly

4.

De Graaf concluded that the function of the female testicles was to generate ova, to nourish them, and bring them to maturity; thus, female testicles served an analogous function to ovaries in birds. He concluded that all animals and humans take their origins from an egg, which exists in the female testicles before coitus. De Graaf proposed that the female testicles be referred to as ovaries.

My festicles are bloated.

See female, testicles, balls, nuts, nads, man, male, mahu, wamu


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