Bionic-pretzel

What is Bionic-pretzel?

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when you wrap your ankles above your head and shit in a sock while yelling at your son about his shitty grades in school

mr. dale performed a "bionic-pretzel" and then shit a brick when he saw the poor boys' grades...thus leaving shit stains all over the ceiling and kitchen counter...kenchen is asian

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