What is Bionic-pretzel?
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when you wrap your ankles above your head and shit in a sock while yelling at your son about his shitty grades in school
mr. dale performed a "bionic-pretzel" and then shit a brick when he saw the poor boys' grades...thus leaving shit stains all over the ceiling and kitchen counter...kenchen is asian
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an expression of irritation when someone acts overly dramatic in a situation
Person 1: OMG!!! I forgot to study! *faints*
Person 2: Oh..