What is Bonzai?
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A really tiny type of tree that comes from Japan. They're so small that you won't believe it's really a tree.
Oh! I need to water my bonzai now.
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Believed by many to be the greatest adjective in existence. It has been described by linguists and etymologists as "aestethically pleasing" and "beautiful" as well as being the most highly evolved word in the English language. Recent evidence shows that the word derived from the sitcom Bonanza, which apparently sucked, unlike the word it begot.
The Spanish for bonzai is "bonzo" and the French is "bongay"
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v. To go bonzai: Eat a large quantity of psilocybe mushrooms and trip extremely hard for an extended period of time.
Let's get a half-O of shrooms and go bonzai!
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4.
something miniscule, and, in so, incredibly cute
omg, that baby elephant is so bonzai
5.
the word chinese people or asian in general say before they sumo wrestle
sumo wrestlers ready?
*in a fat tone* yes
BONZAI!!
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When you jump on someones face and you rub furiously with your ass while yelling, BONZAI!!!
Harlan and I Bonzaid Raymond so hard he started to bleed because we ripped his face to pieces.
Connor and I Bonzaid Ray so hard off my pool deck, that he started to cry and said his brain was bleeding.
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