What is Cape Town?
1.
The mother city, where its at. From the ANC to the MCQP, from Telkom to Eskom (and all the other service providers that have let us down). Cape Town was one of the, if not the, first colonial cities in South Africa. It grosses millions worth of tourism profits and has a rich environment, history and culture. The city's current mayor is DA politician Helen Zille. All Cape Townians are in a battle to the death to prove that Joburgers are the worse drivers of the two.
Joburger: You Cape Townians drive like Ray Charles having a seizure
Cape Townian: At least we drive, unlike Joburgers who just point their cars and pray...
2.
The gayest city on the planet.
Cape Town has a higher population of homosexuals per capita than any other city in the world, including Amsterdam, Athens and San Francisco.
Don't turn your back on him. He's from Cape Town
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