Captain Neptune

What is Captain Neptune?

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This is the process in which a man takes a round fishbowl, places it over his partner's head, drops a fucking fat ass shit on the fishbowl, and then smashes the bowl over her head with a brick.

Damn, that captain neptune i gave your sister last night was exellent.

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