Carlsberg Export

What is Carlsberg Export?


1.

An alcoholic beverage that requires great skill by Danish lorry drivers to get it out of the country. Local danish people, particularly elderly ladies, will do anything to stop it crossing the border, including pushing the lorry drivers down the cellar stairs.

Carlsberg Export is so good the danish don't want it to leave.

2.

Wet dog harvested into a bottle.

- Shit dude this lager tastes like wet dog.

= Dude thats Carlsberg Export your drinking.

- Oh right, makes sense.

See shit, lager, wet dog, carlsberg


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