Carpie

What is Carpie?

1. a parasitic acquaintance who brings nothing to the table, often overstaying their welcome and acting unnecessarily possessive and/or jealous.

2. friend who mingles poorly with other circles of your friends, often embarassing you or causing awkward situations

3. supposedly straight same-sex friend who would obviously like to fuck your brains out, causing really uncomfortable, homoerotic moments

Kevin attracts carpies like shit attracts flies.

a boy someone loves

I love carpie

a freckled fag man-whore who likes to cock and ball it up.

Don't be carpie

Zapata

1. Like The Hitler or Dirty Sanchezjust wiped side ways across the underpart of the nose. Hey tommy, I totaly gave that chick jackie a mea..

Keepin It Gutta, Smooth As Butta Baby

1. It's a real good. It's Nuthin'. "Man, I'm Keepin It Gutta, Smooth as Butta Baby!" See real good, whateve..

Quedgie

1. Like a wedgie, but instead of your ass crack, it is wedged up in a women's labia majora Holy shit did you see that lady's QUE..

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