Carpie

What is Carpie?

1. a parasitic acquaintance who brings nothing to the table, often overstaying their welcome and acting unnecessarily possessive and/or jealous.

2. friend who mingles poorly with other circles of your friends, often embarassing you or causing awkward situations

3. supposedly straight same-sex friend who would obviously like to fuck your brains out, causing really uncomfortable, homoerotic moments

Kevin attracts carpies like shit attracts flies.

a boy someone loves

I love carpie

a freckled fag man-whore who likes to cock and ball it up.

Don't be carpie

Codsack

1. The sack that holds the testicles. More commonly known as the "nutsack". The scrotum. 1. Man, you really need to take a bath,..

W00t!!

1. 1.An iterjection used widley for happiness and suprise. 2.An act of dominance. 1.w00t!!, indeed!!! 2.w00t!!... IN YA FACE! See pwn, ..

Asstronaught

1. He is the guy you know, with his head so far up his own ass that he has a pretty good view of the earth and all it's satelites. He..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Carpie Edit Meaning