What is Carpie?
1.
1. a parasitic acquaintance who brings nothing to the table, often overstaying their welcome and acting unnecessarily possessive and/or jealous.
2. friend who mingles poorly with other circles of your friends, often embarassing you or causing awkward situations
3. supposedly straight same-sex friend who would obviously like to fuck your brains out, causing really uncomfortable, homoerotic moments
Kevin attracts carpies like shit attracts flies.
2.
a boy someone loves
I love carpie
3.
a freckled fag man-whore who likes to cock and ball it up.
Don't be carpie
Random Words:
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To masturbate, usually with male connotations.
Arright... I'm going to go finish off the list now. Shout if you need me...
1.
A failure more epic than EPIC FAIL can indicate.
Sarah Palin's interview with Katie Couric was a PALIN FAIL.
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