What is Carpie?
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1. a parasitic acquaintance who brings nothing to the table, often overstaying their welcome and acting unnecessarily possessive and/or jealous.
2. friend who mingles poorly with other circles of your friends, often embarassing you or causing awkward situations
3. supposedly straight same-sex friend who would obviously like to fuck your brains out, causing really uncomfortable, homoerotic moments
Kevin attracts carpies like shit attracts flies.
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a boy someone loves
I love carpie
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a freckled fag man-whore who likes to cock and ball it up.
Don't be carpie
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Kakashi Hatake is a fictional character in the anime and manga series Naruto created by Masashi Kishimoto. He is the leader of Team 7, o..
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1. a complete moron who posts on IMDB. sample of his posts:
"anybody notis that the map on I.N.T.E.L.I.I.G.A.N.C.E. (or whatever)..
