What is Carpie?
1.
1. a parasitic acquaintance who brings nothing to the table, often overstaying their welcome and acting unnecessarily possessive and/or jealous.
2. friend who mingles poorly with other circles of your friends, often embarassing you or causing awkward situations
3. supposedly straight same-sex friend who would obviously like to fuck your brains out, causing really uncomfortable, homoerotic moments
Kevin attracts carpies like shit attracts flies.
2.
a boy someone loves
I love carpie
3.
a freckled fag man-whore who likes to cock and ball it up.
Don't be carpie
Random Words:
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To utilize the word 'brokentrain' in place of an expletive.
I would brokentrain that chick all night long!
See broken, train..
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During soccer practice when Jim's balls are nice and crevicy; when a man wears silk shorts and the material clings to his balls and..
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when you and some friends step out of a party or a resteraunt to go smoke pot.
Guy1 - where's Brian?
Guy2 - he went on a nature w..
