What is Carpie?
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1. a parasitic acquaintance who brings nothing to the table, often overstaying their welcome and acting unnecessarily possessive and/or jealous.
2. friend who mingles poorly with other circles of your friends, often embarassing you or causing awkward situations
3. supposedly straight same-sex friend who would obviously like to fuck your brains out, causing really uncomfortable, homoerotic moments
Kevin attracts carpies like shit attracts flies.
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a boy someone loves
I love carpie
3.
a freckled fag man-whore who likes to cock and ball it up.
Don't be carpie
Random Words:
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The jack of diamonds (in a deck of cards)
If I draw Laughing Boy, I'll fill my royal flush.
See poker, playing cards, jack, king,..
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A paedaphile who is in love with a transfestite of a young age and makes love to it.
AKA: Jason and Alcia.
<ME> Have u seen Ped ..
