Carpie

What is Carpie?

1. a parasitic acquaintance who brings nothing to the table, often overstaying their welcome and acting unnecessarily possessive and/or jealous.

2. friend who mingles poorly with other circles of your friends, often embarassing you or causing awkward situations

3. supposedly straight same-sex friend who would obviously like to fuck your brains out, causing really uncomfortable, homoerotic moments

Kevin attracts carpies like shit attracts flies.

a boy someone loves

I love carpie

a freckled fag man-whore who likes to cock and ball it up.

Don't be carpie

Urooj

1. someone who is really annoying. urooj: EXCUSE ME!!!! What is that??? See pain, annoying, different, mouse, car 2. a beautiful, funny..

Nintendo Crabbies

1. Originated on NES it is the act of getting angry at anyone talking when you die while playing a video game. Person: So dude what do you..

Noobspace

1. The product of millions of morons that have never met linked together by some sort of social networking system. As you may imagine, the ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Carpie Edit Meaning