What is Carpie?
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1. a parasitic acquaintance who brings nothing to the table, often overstaying their welcome and acting unnecessarily possessive and/or jealous.
2. friend who mingles poorly with other circles of your friends, often embarassing you or causing awkward situations
3. supposedly straight same-sex friend who would obviously like to fuck your brains out, causing really uncomfortable, homoerotic moments
Kevin attracts carpies like shit attracts flies.
2.
a boy someone loves
I love carpie
3.
a freckled fag man-whore who likes to cock and ball it up.
Don't be carpie
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