Carpie

What is Carpie?

1. a parasitic acquaintance who brings nothing to the table, often overstaying their welcome and acting unnecessarily possessive and/or jealous.

2. friend who mingles poorly with other circles of your friends, often embarassing you or causing awkward situations

3. supposedly straight same-sex friend who would obviously like to fuck your brains out, causing really uncomfortable, homoerotic moments

Kevin attracts carpies like shit attracts flies.

a boy someone loves

I love carpie

a freckled fag man-whore who likes to cock and ball it up.

Don't be carpie

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