What is Carpie?
1.
1. a parasitic acquaintance who brings nothing to the table, often overstaying their welcome and acting unnecessarily possessive and/or jealous.
2. friend who mingles poorly with other circles of your friends, often embarassing you or causing awkward situations
3. supposedly straight same-sex friend who would obviously like to fuck your brains out, causing really uncomfortable, homoerotic moments
Kevin attracts carpies like shit attracts flies.
2.
a boy someone loves
I love carpie
3.
a freckled fag man-whore who likes to cock and ball it up.
Don't be carpie
Random Words:
1.
code word for shit, especially when you can't curse in the office.
Ah rastabeans, I forgot to mail the package!
See shit, crap, h..
1.
the act of doing, or saying something stupid
you do something stupid "Mollie Moment"
See stupid, clumsy..
