What is Carpie?
1.
1. a parasitic acquaintance who brings nothing to the table, often overstaying their welcome and acting unnecessarily possessive and/or jealous.
2. friend who mingles poorly with other circles of your friends, often embarassing you or causing awkward situations
3. supposedly straight same-sex friend who would obviously like to fuck your brains out, causing really uncomfortable, homoerotic moments
Kevin attracts carpies like shit attracts flies.
2.
a boy someone loves
I love carpie
3.
a freckled fag man-whore who likes to cock and ball it up.
Don't be carpie
Random Words:
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A fat, plump and obese little girl with long socks.
Pippy Longstockings sounds like Mark Sentock in a way.
See Yo Mamma..
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I don't give a fuck what you think about me.
You're an asshole!
idgafwytam.
See fuck, care, give, about, me, think, though..
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adj. (den-ver-eye-tiss)
1. A person who looks like they have a Denver face.
2. Having a nice body, and a not so nice face.
That chick..
