Carpie

What is Carpie?

1. a parasitic acquaintance who brings nothing to the table, often overstaying their welcome and acting unnecessarily possessive and/or jealous.

2. friend who mingles poorly with other circles of your friends, often embarassing you or causing awkward situations

3. supposedly straight same-sex friend who would obviously like to fuck your brains out, causing really uncomfortable, homoerotic moments

Kevin attracts carpies like shit attracts flies.

a boy someone loves

I love carpie

a freckled fag man-whore who likes to cock and ball it up.

Don't be carpie

K-mart Feet

1. dirty bare feet, maybe even black on bottom, like the little rugrats that run around kmart superstores with no shoes on Jerry Springer ..

Lolorts

1. a retarded version of lol that someone on the World of Warcraft realm arthas tried to get everyone to use... idk why i remembered it /y..

Gayboii

1. A scottishway of saying someone is gay. The boii isnt pronounced boy, its more b-oi Usually used to insult someone Mate your a gayboi..

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