Carpie

What is Carpie?

1. a parasitic acquaintance who brings nothing to the table, often overstaying their welcome and acting unnecessarily possessive and/or jealous.

2. friend who mingles poorly with other circles of your friends, often embarassing you or causing awkward situations

3. supposedly straight same-sex friend who would obviously like to fuck your brains out, causing really uncomfortable, homoerotic moments

Kevin attracts carpies like shit attracts flies.

a boy someone loves

I love carpie

a freckled fag man-whore who likes to cock and ball it up.

Don't be carpie

Hangover Munchies

1. After a very heavy night out, you wake up round your friends and need greasy food to sort out your hangover, so it's time for a fry..

Lil Shit

1. A gay guys son. a gay guy who gives birth to a son. son: Daddy where did i come from dad: Well some guy did me up the ass and out cam..

Unibooby

1. When you's be having dem titties dat bein all up and pushed together to make one giant breast Tom: so i was fuckin Shiri last nigh..

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