What is Carpie?
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1. a parasitic acquaintance who brings nothing to the table, often overstaying their welcome and acting unnecessarily possessive and/or jealous.
2. friend who mingles poorly with other circles of your friends, often embarassing you or causing awkward situations
3. supposedly straight same-sex friend who would obviously like to fuck your brains out, causing really uncomfortable, homoerotic moments
Kevin attracts carpies like shit attracts flies.
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a boy someone loves
I love carpie
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a freckled fag man-whore who likes to cock and ball it up.
Don't be carpie
Random Words:
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A.K.A. "it's ok." This term is used by a more ghetto audience.
Cindy: OMG that boy jacked your car!
Billy: It's st..
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When KY Jelly isn't available and you need to lube up your grandma's sandy old dust snatch.
Man, my grandma was really horny ..
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A twat that is as loose as a hallway and it allows people to be able to climb inside and put up bannana hammicks to sleep in.
Dude, I s..
