What is Carpie?
1.
1. a parasitic acquaintance who brings nothing to the table, often overstaying their welcome and acting unnecessarily possessive and/or jealous.
2. friend who mingles poorly with other circles of your friends, often embarassing you or causing awkward situations
3. supposedly straight same-sex friend who would obviously like to fuck your brains out, causing really uncomfortable, homoerotic moments
Kevin attracts carpies like shit attracts flies.
2.
a boy someone loves
I love carpie
3.
a freckled fag man-whore who likes to cock and ball it up.
Don't be carpie
Random Words:
1.
The Shit Bill Cosby has been seling for 40 years of his career.
Just because Bill cosby has been selling puddin' pops for the last..
1.
State of being cool or incredibly pimptastic.
My penis has much pimptasticoliousness when erect...
1.
To be extremely high. Especially used when referring to Xanax.
I got so skrilled out I don't remember anything
See skrilled out,..
