Carpie

What is Carpie?

1. a parasitic acquaintance who brings nothing to the table, often overstaying their welcome and acting unnecessarily possessive and/or jealous.

2. friend who mingles poorly with other circles of your friends, often embarassing you or causing awkward situations

3. supposedly straight same-sex friend who would obviously like to fuck your brains out, causing really uncomfortable, homoerotic moments

Kevin attracts carpies like shit attracts flies.

a boy someone loves

I love carpie

a freckled fag man-whore who likes to cock and ball it up.

Don't be carpie

Yitt

1. To forcibly shove ones hand into a rival friends armpit in attempt to demoralize or embarrass them. (Verb, Noun, Pronoun) A successful ..

Come Upon The Town

1. basically to become a prostitute Its a really old fashioned way of saying it and it was in the book pride and prejudice 1:dude, did yo..

Un-cut

1. 1. not edited shortened or censored 2. uncircumcised 3. having to do with a illegal drug with no additional chemicals I am not go..

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