What is Carpie?
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1. a parasitic acquaintance who brings nothing to the table, often overstaying their welcome and acting unnecessarily possessive and/or jealous.
2. friend who mingles poorly with other circles of your friends, often embarassing you or causing awkward situations
3. supposedly straight same-sex friend who would obviously like to fuck your brains out, causing really uncomfortable, homoerotic moments
Kevin attracts carpies like shit attracts flies.
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a boy someone loves
I love carpie
3.
a freckled fag man-whore who likes to cock and ball it up.
Don't be carpie
Random Words:
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a sword used by people online to emphasize something
bob:i will kill you {}=::::::::::::::::::>
See Mike..
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Someone online who announces certain accomplishments or upcoming events in a public forum, such as MSN, Online games, Message boards... ..
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someone who when everytime you meet, always wants to give hugs
guy 1: i cant wait to see chris again
guy 2: yeah, but he's turned..
