What is Carpie?
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1. a parasitic acquaintance who brings nothing to the table, often overstaying their welcome and acting unnecessarily possessive and/or jealous.
2. friend who mingles poorly with other circles of your friends, often embarassing you or causing awkward situations
3. supposedly straight same-sex friend who would obviously like to fuck your brains out, causing really uncomfortable, homoerotic moments
Kevin attracts carpies like shit attracts flies.
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a boy someone loves
I love carpie
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a freckled fag man-whore who likes to cock and ball it up.
Don't be carpie
Random Words:
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A sexy motherfucker who is da best and l337 at everythig.A great spamer fromthe future to save samsamsamsam from DanB
Youre so fine you..
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The blind leading the blind when a Tampon is stuck in your eye.
Dat ho is showing the new girl how to catch a trick. Tampoon Da Peep..
