Cbbc

What is Cbbc?


1.

the childrens end of the bbc and prides itself on quality kids programming. A pity then that all the programs are and shit and badly written and feature accursed modern culture. The work of the devil!

Fuck the presenters, fuck shoebox zoo, fuck I dream, fuck Tracy Beaker and especially fuck Hard spell abbey. Who thought speeling would be a good idea for a show?!

2.

Highly addictive TV produced by the BBC for children but actually targeted at adults as a babysitting device. Questionable characters in certain programs include PC Plumand Archie the inventor from Balamory.

'Stop crying and watch some Balamory'


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