Chimp Nostrils

What is Chimp Nostrils?

When a man, during a teabagging session, attempts to shove his balls into his partners nostrils as hard as they can...

Usually ends in a permanent flaring of the partners nostrils...

Man 1: Shit dude,. whats up with that chick's face?

Man 2: Oh man, I totally shoved my balls up her nose.

Man 1: No-ones going to want to rump her with THOSE chimp nostrils

Man 2: I would

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