What is Cooler Cunt?
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a cooler cunt is a girl who drinks all of one cooler, or if she's extra skanky, just the neck. and suddenly she's falling all over the place...especially the laps of males nearby. and she's also suddenly very warm, and will need to remove layers of clothing and scream randomly along to music she hears mostly in her own head while she dances like a fucking idiot. and this lasts THE ENITRE NIGHT until she has managed to make out/fuck every man she comes in contact with. all off of one cooler. and she holds no responsibilty because she was "drunk"
Mike: Dude i just did that chick Cindy
John: so did the rest of the party dude, she's a cooler cunt
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1. when ones cock is bent at an angle.
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A late night event filled with sexual shenanigans and one or more girls performing various tricks. Usually involves a few hockey player..
