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All sorts of Asian promises that never seem to be what you hoped.
"He just gave me the biggest futon turd"
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When two people bendover and put their pooholes together and crap after sex.
Lisa "Oh my god Tom asked if I wanted to Derby turnov..
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The deplorable act of taking a shit in the cistern as opposed to the toilet bowl, hence taking a dump in the 'top deck'.
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