Corporate Fluff

What is Corporate Fluff?


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Sentences (especially long ones) that add no real information, but are used to make things look "professional."

Company mission statements are full of corporate fluff;

We are committed to providing outstanding products at competitive prices. Our excellence in developing innovative solutions shall meet the evergrowing needs of today's modern consumer. Our high standards and integrity shall set the standard for this industry.

See fluff, bullshit, corporation, sellout, boring


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