Crackerjack That Hoe

What is Crackerjack That Hoe?

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A verb used to express the action of crushing up a pack of lightly salted saltine crackers, shoving a funnel up your bitches ass, fill the funnel with salava (or cum) and the cracker crumbs, blow into her vagina until all the crackers shoot out of her ass like fireworks and then knocking her unconcience and jacking her shit.

Maaaaaaaaan shoot, I crackerjack that hoe all day and i jacked her 52 inch plasma....dildo.

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