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When you wake up your girl by giving her a facial (ejaculate on her face).
The bitch was passed out so I gave her a gooey sunrise to ge..
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Taking a laptop into a bathroom, therefore risking electrocution and life in general for the sake of rubbish songs.
Hi I take my laptop..
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Someone who eats all your food, and disapears when you run out (they've gone to mooch off food off somebody else until you refill ..