What is Cry Baby?
1.
a person who whines cries and throws a fit over silly bullshit. Someone who whines just to whine and argues just to argue. A silly bitch.
Vitale is a such a cry baby. He whines and cries over nothing to get attention.
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2.
Contrary to the actual words used, a cry baby neither cries nor is an infant, but is a fully grown adult who whines too much and should know better.
A cry baby will normally complain about the most petty things, like there being no packets of brown sugar on their hotel room tea tray, the fact the train is four minutes late, and being dumped by their significant other.
The only acceptable way to deal with a cry baby is to pretend to physically cry when they start complaining, by rubbing ones eyes and quivering ones bottom lip in a totally OTT manner, followed by the put-down "don't cry about it".
Tubs: "Can you believe it, there's no haddock left down the chippy!"
Edward: "Boo-hoo, don't cry about it, cry baby!"
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3.
1. Someone that whines constantly.
2. An upset child or infant.
3. A sour yellow candy.
Shut up, your such a cry baby!
I want something sour, gimme a cry baby.
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4.
A type of wah-wah pedals made by
Man, no one can use a cry baby like Hendrix could!
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5.
The sexual phenomenon that occurs when someone giving you a blow job begins to sob, often uncontrollably.
Rather than stop, the giver becomes more enthusiastic, sobbing and blowing simultaneously. You are confused, and feel you should say something, but don't. Surprisingly, it becomes a huge turn on.
This act is also known in different regions of the world as The Pacifier, Sob Knob, Cock Therapy, or Moutharsis.
My girl gave me a Cry Baby while listening to Simon and Garfunkel. That's when I knew this could last.
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