Cumber

What is Cumber?


1.

A retarded individual who will do most anything due to the lack of common sense and pride.

Eating cat food on a dare, hugging and kissing an empty keg of beer, and acting like a chimp while sober would all be good examples of being a 'cumber'. Generally annoying most of the time, slurred speech is common in the person, usually uttering extremely stupid comments. Tell-tale sign of being a 'cumber'? Singing Simple Man after being asked to stop by friends.

2.

A Deep seated awkwardness or a very uncomfortable moment

"Yeah, mum walked in on us, you can bet things were pretty cumber after that!"

or

"Man I feel so cumber right now"

See wierd, awkward, odd, strange, bizarre, uncomfortable

3.

cumber is a shorter for the "cucumber"

I used to like cumbers but I've chosen to eat carrots better.

See cucumber, vegetable, plant, food, green

4.

A combination of the words "Come" and "Over" in a quick, fun-to-say, hip, slightly orgasmic fashion.

Hey broseph, do you want to cumber after school today?

See hanging out, broseph, cum, chill, home


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