Damp Patch

What is Damp Patch?

The spot in a bed that is slightly damp due to pecker tracksor leakage of spooge.

This spot is conventionally reserved for the female. It is not clear what the protocol is if both (or all) the participants are male.

Haley was sleeping on my damp patch. I was sleeping on Todd's damp patch. Everyone was sleeping on Brad's damp patch - boy! was he juicy that night.

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