What is Death?
1.
the cure for life
2.
1. What happens when you eat at McDonald's too often.
2. Guy in a black cloak wielding a big scythe. See
Death came, and it was drunk.
3.
the frist class ticket out of reality.
your only freedom after marrige
4.
The end of all. The opposite of life.
*knock knock*
Entity at door: Hello, my name's Grim Reaper and I've come to take you...
Unshaven man wearing only his boxers: Oh, your that death guy right? Ok, just wait for a second while I get my shoes.
Entity at door: No
5.
The one thing that, being completely relentless and inevitable, you need not worry about.
Death? Why the hell should I care about Death? She get's one shot at me and then I'm in the clear.
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Death is The End of life.
Think of life like a movie and death is when the power surges and blows out the TV. Death is when the film gets so damaged that even if you were to get the electricity back on, the movie will never play again. Alive is only the memory, gone is the spark that made the movie play…or the person alive.
Life is too short and death is too long. You don’t have all the time in the world, so go out and enjoy life as much as you can. Life is like a beautiful flower…flowers fade; people you love either leave you or die. No matter who or what you love it will not last forever, it will come to an end, as all good things do. Death is your final wake up call. Wake up and live before he knocks on your door.
People take life for granted because they don't really believe in death.
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American Death metal band formed in 1983 under the name Mantras. They re-formed as death in 1984, and hit it off. they're the first ever death metal band (i think the genre's named after them). The lead singer (
"Death fucking rocks, too bad Chuck died."
