What is Dick In A Box?
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What to get that special lady in your life for Christmas. It's not a diamond ring, it's not a fancy car, and it's not a house in the hills. It's a dick in a box.
Step 1: cut a hole in a box
Step 2: put your junk in that box
Step 3: make her open the box
girl: i can't wait to see what you got me for christmas
guy: me either
girl: is it what i've always wanted?
guy: yup
girl: ok i'm ready
guy: merry christmas
girl: what is it?
guy: it's a dick in a box
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2.
R&B song parody that
1. Cut a hole in the box.
2. Put your junk in the box!
It's my dick in a box!
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3.
Popularized in the 2006 SNL short starring Justin Timberlake, this notorious yet considerate gift arrangement is perfect for any occasion, i.e. Christmas, Hannakah, or Kwanzaa. Follow these steps for the perfect gift.
Step 1. Cut a hole in a box.
Step 2. Put your junk the box.
Step 3. Let her open the box.
John: Yo I gave my wife the best gift last night.
Bob: What was it? a diamond ring? a fancy car? a house in the hills?
John: Those dont express how I feel. I gave her my dick in a box.
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4.
A present that a man may give to his girl friend. It is ill advised to give this gift unless you are as cool/cooler than
Average Joe: Here I got this for you.
Girl: What is that?!? Is that your dick in a box? That is gross.
Average Joe: Why can't I be as cool as JT?!?!?!?!?!
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1. make a hole in a box
2. put your junk in that box
3. make her open the box
It's a dick in a box, giirll.
I want a dick in a box for Kwanzaa.
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6.
A man that a woman is using as a friend for sex in case her relationship does not go well.
Girl#1: Jerry's my "dick in a box."
Girl#2: Ready to "break in case of emergency?"
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