What is Dick Tongs?
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1. The thumb, index finger, and middle finger of a human male's primary hand. This is the typical configuration used to support and aim one's business during urination.
2. Fingers
1. "It is nasty to not wash one's dick tongs after going to the bathroom."
2. "Get your dick tongs off my beer!"
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The pesky last remnant of an otherwise successfully-clean turd, often smeared upon one's grundle when wiping. Sometimes referred to..
