Djalpha Edit Meaning

1. The word "splat", but with the "Ker-" prefix, thus way more awesome. Example man: I walked down the street, tripped..

1. a shitty ass haircut yo ob, your bitchass just got zeeked See haircut, shit, crap, ass, poo 2. happy/exited "Im so zeeked that..

1. Where the male places his penis hole on a subject's tear duct, then proceeds to ejaculatedirectly onto said duct(or ducts) Rebecca..