What is Do I Look Fat In This Dress??


1.

The question that every woman will invariably ask of their significant other atleast once. She is fishing for a compliment and the correct answer is ALWAYS no. Do not say yes unless you enjoy sleeping on the couch and pulling your own pork for a month.

"Do I look fat in this dress?"

"Absolutely not, you sexy beast, you."

2.

Asked by that fat pig you've been porking, when the answer is obviously yes. If you say yes, however, you will never tap that ass again, ever.

Her: Do I look fat in this dress?

You: Who let the pig out? Snort snort snort snort. WHO LET THE PIG OUT? and so on...

See Nick D

3.

The ONLY response is :

AHHH HELLLZZZ NO GIRL!

Otherwise yo' in the shit.

See Diego


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