What is Do I Look Fat In This Dress??
1.
The question that every woman will invariably ask of their significant other atleast once. She is fishing for a compliment and the correct answer is ALWAYS no. Do not say yes unless you enjoy sleeping on the couch and pulling your own pork for a month.
"Do I look fat in this dress?"
"Absolutely not, you sexy beast, you."
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Asked by that fat pig you've been porking, when the answer is obviously yes. If you say yes, however, you will never tap that ass again, ever.
Her: Do I look fat in this dress?
You: Who let the pig out? Snort snort snort snort. WHO LET THE PIG OUT? and so on...
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The ONLY response is :
AHHH HELLLZZZ NO GIRL!
Otherwise yo' in the shit.
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