What is Doncaster Pork Pie?
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During sexual intercourse the man inserts his penis into the woman's anal cavity whilst she shits on his dick. He then removes his penis and moulds the excrement around it, creating a pastry-like effect. After his pork sword is covered he proceeds to insert it into the woman's vagina.
I gave Donna a Doncaster pork pie last night, she fucking loved it.
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