What is Doncaster Pork Pie?
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During sexual intercourse the man inserts his penis into the woman's anal cavity whilst she shits on his dick. He then removes his penis and moulds the excrement around it, creating a pastry-like effect. After his pork sword is covered he proceeds to insert it into the woman's vagina.
I gave Donna a Doncaster pork pie last night, she fucking loved it.
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originated in 5 century taipan
someone who hoards their jizz and refuses to unload on someone unless their deemed "worthy"
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Can either be sperm or vaginal secretion.
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