Door Mat

What is Door Mat?


1.

the hair surrounding the vagina. its called this because, like a door mat, one must go throug the hair to get inside.

guy 1: dood, i went on a date with rachel

guy 2: shes so hot, how far did you two go?

guy1:we almost went all the way, but then i took off her pants and she had a nice big door mat

guy 2: thats definatly a no-go

See bush, carpet, hairy pie, vagina, sex

2.

A person who allows people to treat them badly or walk all over them.

Mark: Tyrone treats Sarah like crap.

Chris: Yeah she's such a door mat sometimes.

See tool, doormat, tool box, pushover, chump

3.

When you leave a fart at a restruant in the smal room between the outside and the main building.

Man 1: Dude, you moved pretty fast to leave the restruant.

Man 2: Yeah. Someone left a Door Mat and it smells terrible.

See fart, door, mat, smells, passing gas


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