Douchbaggius Maximus

What is Douchbaggius Maximus?


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1-A big douche

2-someone who many think should have sexual intercourse with a porcupine

3-someone who, when around women, is slapped often

4-Synonym for Kim Jung Il, leader of North Korea

I saw him: the Douchbaggius Maximus. I was having a nice day, but then suddeny, I heard this noise...It sounded like someone trying to pick a fight..and they seemed to be wrong; and drunk. Yes, ihad found a Douchbaggius Maximus! he was about 6'3" tall, maybe 200 pounds, had spiked hair, and was very intoxicated. i took the first step that should always be taken when confronting a Douchbaggius Maximus: I said hello. he then turned, enraged, and used their mutual call when they feel threatened: "What are you lookin at, huh?". I reponded with a shrug, then punched him in the groin area, the second step i ndealing with a Douchbaggius Maximus. he then fell, in pain, and I pulled out my taze-gun, shooting him in the buttocks area. the third step. next, i bought everyone except for him a round of drinks, and called the bouncer on him. Step four. then, I made small talk, and went home, feeling relieved to have captured yet another Douchbaggius Maximus; and that was the last step, the last step to stopping another Douchbaggius Maximus from wreaking havoc.

See douch, maximus, douchebag, douche


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