Doug Mirabelli

What is Doug Mirabelli?

Number 28 catcher for the Major League Baseball team, the Boston Red Sox. He is also hotter than the sun.

Person A: Did you see Mirabelli hit that grand slam the other day?

Person B: No, I was too busy staring at his nice ass.

Quof

1. Alternate spelling of quofe. noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart. ver..

Pinging The Needle

1. When one becomes so intoxicated with alcohol that they could not possibly get any more intoxicated without vomiting, or remaining consci..

Ultra Schwey

1. A superlative that goes far beyond the bounds of cool- should be reserved only for when something truly is ultra schwey. Never used in a..

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