Doug Mirabelli

What is Doug Mirabelli?

Number 28 catcher for the Major League Baseball team, the Boston Red Sox. He is also hotter than the sun.

Person A: Did you see Mirabelli hit that grand slam the other day?

Person B: No, I was too busy staring at his nice ass.

Knee Burger

1. The fleshy goodness located behind a person's knee cap, specifically in the meaty portion between the tendons. Two guys stand talk..

Swamp Shorts

1. A stinky penis; similar to skid marks but more damp and odor filled. Man I drank so much last night that even his hairy swamp shorts di..

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1. A noun used by the rapper Saint Pete to refer to his crew, boys, or homies. Also uses the word villain to refer to himself. My villain..

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