Doug Mirabelli

What is Doug Mirabelli?

Number 28 catcher for the Major League Baseball team, the Boston Red Sox. He is also hotter than the sun.

Person A: Did you see Mirabelli hit that grand slam the other day?

Person B: No, I was too busy staring at his nice ass.

Zip The Bag

1. when you hold in your pee when drunk to keep the buzz longer. "i have to pee but i want to stay buzzed so i'm going to zip th..

Zips

1. ounce of weed Yo We Got Dem Zips 4 Da Low Muhh Nigg See ounce, weed, buddah, green, mary jane 2. King of the douche-bags at a little..

Gurth

1. the circumference or span of ones cock kons has got a 6 inch gurth, golly..

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