Doug Mirabelli

What is Doug Mirabelli?

Number 28 catcher for the Major League Baseball team, the Boston Red Sox. He is also hotter than the sun.

Person A: Did you see Mirabelli hit that grand slam the other day?

Person B: No, I was too busy staring at his nice ass.

Booty Grazing

1. The act of mass texting a generic message to members of the opposite sex in hopes that a guaranteed hookup for the night will be establi..

>$ $> -.- Zzzzz

1. Robbing someone while they are asleep. "I need some money!" (>$ $)> (-.-) zzzzz "Hell Yah!" See rob, sleep..

Lazy Ass Mo Fo

1. someone who can't get there sorry ass out of a chair YOu lazy ass mo fo get the hell of my couch See billy bob..

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