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When you have a bald spot at the back of your head surrounded by hair.
Hey what's up desert patch?
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Shit that squirts out a guys fugly penis. Gungey and salty and sticks to your eyelashes.
Ewww man i got dick splatt in my eyebrows.
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A chick with a huge tooter and plenty of cellulite to match. Usually seen on the beach or wearing clothes that are wayy to small for her..