What is Dusty Armadillo?
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A dusty armadillo is performed by having doggy style sex (vaginal or anal) and, at the crescendo of the performance, dump some talcum powder on the girl's head and call out, "Dusty Armadillo," and punch her in the back of the head.
"Man, I was plowing away on that girl and gave her a dusty armadillo. I couldn't see for like ten minutes, that shit went everywhere"
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adjective to describe something that is dilapidated but in a way kinda cool, like really old sneakers that youve colored in with markers..
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When your testicals rub on your legs wile jogging. Makeing then red and itchy. Usually very sweaty also.
Hey dan please rub talcum powe..
