Facebook Wanker

What is Facebook Wanker?

A person who masturbates to photographs of people that they may, or may not, know while connected to the social network called Facebook.

I caught Pat masturbating to some chick on Facebook again. What a Facebook wanker.

Rob has a Kleenex pile 10ft deep from looking at Facebook. What a Facebook wanker.

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Lyfee

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Kyesha

1. someone who can kill you with her mind, she likes to lick people like a cat, loves to talk about vaginas and likes describing people a..

You Are Doing It Wrong

1. The proper way to tell someone they are doing something incorrectly. Emo: -tries to commit suicide with butter knife- Person: YOU ARE ..

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