Facebook Wanker

What is Facebook Wanker?

A person who masturbates to photographs of people that they may, or may not, know while connected to the social network called Facebook.

I caught Pat masturbating to some chick on Facebook again. What a Facebook wanker.

Rob has a Kleenex pile 10ft deep from looking at Facebook. What a Facebook wanker.

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Maglooish

1. 1.) the color of the native magloogans 2.) a sexual shade of color "your looking a slit shade of maglooish today sir." See ..

Its

1. The singular third-person neutral possessive. Often confused by semi-literates with "it's," which is a contraction of &qu..

Dae

1. (Allegedly) comes from Korean language and means "the essence of cool". <said with slight shock and amazement> "Da..

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