Facebook Wanker

What is Facebook Wanker?

A person who masturbates to photographs of people that they may, or may not, know while connected to the social network called Facebook.

I caught Pat masturbating to some chick on Facebook again. What a Facebook wanker.

Rob has a Kleenex pile 10ft deep from looking at Facebook. What a Facebook wanker.

See facebook, masturbation, wanker, facebook stalking

Justo

1. Someone who is talented in many areas but doesn't realize it. He thinks that his knowledge is only average. This person is also exc..

Aung

1. 1. Person who is rumoured to be Jesus (or Jesus' incarnation 2. Speaker of Wise and Grand things 1. Given half a chance Aung woul..

Dime Night

1. When you are out drinking with your buddies and every girl you see is a dime that night and no matter what they cannot say anything diff..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Facebook Wanker Edit Meaning