What is Facebook Wanker?
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A person who masturbates to photographs of people that they may, or may not, know while connected to the social network called Facebook.
I caught Pat masturbating to some chick on Facebook again. What a Facebook wanker.
Rob has a Kleenex pile 10ft deep from looking at Facebook. What a Facebook wanker.
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Intense regret after masturbating; derived from buyer's remorse.
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When a persons back looks like their front because they are so fucking fat.
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