Facebook Wanker

What is Facebook Wanker?


1.

A person who masturbates to photographs of people that they may, or may not, know while connected to the social network called Facebook.

I caught Pat masturbating to some chick on Facebook again. What a Facebook wanker.

Rob has a Kleenex pile 10ft deep from looking at Facebook. What a Facebook wanker.

See facebook, masturbation, wanker, facebook stalking


91

Random Words:

1. The process by which one masturbates while inside a bathroom stall or similar enclosure; jacking it within a stall. _ Hey man! Did you ..
1. a phrase to abbreviate the prefix www for web addresses. Go to triple double-u dot google dot com. See abbreviation, dubya, www, inter..
1. Someone who makes up girlfriends and tragic past events. See also Miles. He's chucking a rhys waters..