Facebook Wanker

What is Facebook Wanker?

A person who masturbates to photographs of people that they may, or may not, know while connected to the social network called Facebook.

I caught Pat masturbating to some chick on Facebook again. What a Facebook wanker.

Rob has a Kleenex pile 10ft deep from looking at Facebook. What a Facebook wanker.

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Old Mud

1. Slang term for the greatest cheap light beer in the history of the World. Old Milwaukee Light. Lets pick up some Old Mud for tonight an..

Uh... Yeah

1. the yeah has a valley girl pronounciation which makes the person asking the question look bad. Is that my hot pocket you're eating..

Johnzy

1. 1. A nickname for someone of the full lengthed name John Ryan Johns 2. A purely seductive roommate who knows how to kick it 3. A Sexy ..

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