Facebook Wanker

What is Facebook Wanker?

A person who masturbates to photographs of people that they may, or may not, know while connected to the social network called Facebook.

I caught Pat masturbating to some chick on Facebook again. What a Facebook wanker.

Rob has a Kleenex pile 10ft deep from looking at Facebook. What a Facebook wanker.

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Giligan

1. you engage in sex with a condom, untill you pull out to notice that the condom was almost lost and has reverted back to it's origin..

Suckaconey

1. A 360 while lips are firmly placed up or on an unatomant object. "sally does one hell of a SuckaConey if u know what I mean"..

Fatty Fatty Fat Fat

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