Facebook Wanker

What is Facebook Wanker?

A person who masturbates to photographs of people that they may, or may not, know while connected to the social network called Facebook.

I caught Pat masturbating to some chick on Facebook again. What a Facebook wanker.

Rob has a Kleenex pile 10ft deep from looking at Facebook. What a Facebook wanker.

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Jihan

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Governatored

1. Vt. Evidence that a democracy has been destroyed. The American democratic system has been governated..

Udra

1. the often substitute for the word UBER, which is Super in german, Udra is a made up word for Ultra Oh man i just Udra pwned that n33bs ..

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