Facebook Wanker

What is Facebook Wanker?

A person who masturbates to photographs of people that they may, or may not, know while connected to the social network called Facebook.

I caught Pat masturbating to some chick on Facebook again. What a Facebook wanker.

Rob has a Kleenex pile 10ft deep from looking at Facebook. What a Facebook wanker.

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Queeber

1. someone that makes their partner turn gay Sandy was so turned off by Andy she turned gay and is going out with Jane now. 1. someone t..

Queership

1. a bigger, more intense form of 'queerboat' You watch Full House? Queership! See queer, queerboat, gay, lame, ignorant 1. a..

Mollatop

1. Noun. Common sexual position in which the female is "on top". Derived most likely from Moll-on-top, or moll on top. May als..

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