Facebook Wanker

What is Facebook Wanker?

A person who masturbates to photographs of people that they may, or may not, know while connected to the social network called Facebook.

I caught Pat masturbating to some chick on Facebook again. What a Facebook wanker.

Rob has a Kleenex pile 10ft deep from looking at Facebook. What a Facebook wanker.

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Dok

1. Drooling Over Keyboard Blizzard is announcing its foreacoming second WoW expansion! Warning: heavy DOK risk if you keep reading! See g..

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1. Smiley with duck lips.. if ducks had lips. Doesn't really have a certain context to be used it, just anywhere random. person1: Du..

1st Base

1. To make out or French kiss. After I got to first base with Jess, i found her gum in my mouth. See Nick 2. 1st base is of course what..

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