Facebook Wanker

What is Facebook Wanker?

A person who masturbates to photographs of people that they may, or may not, know while connected to the social network called Facebook.

I caught Pat masturbating to some chick on Facebook again. What a Facebook wanker.

Rob has a Kleenex pile 10ft deep from looking at Facebook. What a Facebook wanker.

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Dblogging

1. dblogging - Similar to drunk dialing, drailing, drunk emailng however in this instance the dblogger, after many drinks, decides to post ..

Piss Stain

1. some one/thing that follow you but you dont want it to be i hate (name) he kept following me like a piss stain See piss, stain, you..

Yapped

1. when someone is high on cocaine there yapped My freind was yapped yesterday See high, spaced, wet, bombed..

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