Facebook Wanker

What is Facebook Wanker?

A person who masturbates to photographs of people that they may, or may not, know while connected to the social network called Facebook.

I caught Pat masturbating to some chick on Facebook again. What a Facebook wanker.

Rob has a Kleenex pile 10ft deep from looking at Facebook. What a Facebook wanker.

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Hulkki

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Permastink

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Zoophilia

1. 1. Affection or affinity for animals. 2. Erotic attraction to or sexual contact with animals. 3. Biology. A tendency to feed or grow..

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