Facebook Wanker

What is Facebook Wanker?

A person who masturbates to photographs of people that they may, or may not, know while connected to the social network called Facebook.

I caught Pat masturbating to some chick on Facebook again. What a Facebook wanker.

Rob has a Kleenex pile 10ft deep from looking at Facebook. What a Facebook wanker.

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Cory Sabato

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Da Mold

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Puffyman

1. A man with a very puffy jacket. Very mature and loves to play tennis. Will fail at trying to trick somebody into thinking they are in tr..

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