Facebook Wanker

What is Facebook Wanker?

A person who masturbates to photographs of people that they may, or may not, know while connected to the social network called Facebook.

I caught Pat masturbating to some chick on Facebook again. What a Facebook wanker.

Rob has a Kleenex pile 10ft deep from looking at Facebook. What a Facebook wanker.

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Ya Wabba

1. Usually a term of agreement (1), can also be used as a farewell (2) or a salutation (3). The definition depends largely on the inflectio..

Tvtato

1. Triple Vaginal, Triple Anal, Triple Oral Penetration. Just you, me, and 8 friends of mine. "Dude, I just like, TVTATOed your mom!&..

Yucky Yogurt

1. Male Ejaculate. Cum, basically. Like... from a dude Sorry about the Yucky Yogurt shower See cum, male, yogurt, yucky, hair..

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