Facebook Wanker

What is Facebook Wanker?

A person who masturbates to photographs of people that they may, or may not, know while connected to the social network called Facebook.

I caught Pat masturbating to some chick on Facebook again. What a Facebook wanker.

Rob has a Kleenex pile 10ft deep from looking at Facebook. What a Facebook wanker.

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1. 1. What one says after stephen colbert's 1,000,000 group on facebook actually reaches 1,000,000 people. 2. What Lil' Jonsays..

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1. --mom that's ugly as hell. opposite of a milf. Kenny-"Man did you see Jen and Becky's moms?!" John-"Yeah dude..

W'sup Wit It?

1. 1)An affirmation used to express one's own " down for whatever" attitude. 2)A greeting. EX.1 Gentleman #1: Ay bro, I&a..

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