Facebook Wanker

What is Facebook Wanker?

A person who masturbates to photographs of people that they may, or may not, know while connected to the social network called Facebook.

I caught Pat masturbating to some chick on Facebook again. What a Facebook wanker.

Rob has a Kleenex pile 10ft deep from looking at Facebook. What a Facebook wanker.

See facebook, masturbation, wanker, facebook stalking

Sober Steve

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Yaggy

1. A less offensive term for Homosexual or Gay Oh, Jimmy, you're so yaggy and happy... See gay, homo, homosexual, clinton, obama, ba..

Jipped

1. cheated, stolen, dissed. Jipper is not part of jipped. He jipped me on these tickets. See rip off, steal, take, borrow, dis 2. A mis..

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