Facebook Wanker

What is Facebook Wanker?

A person who masturbates to photographs of people that they may, or may not, know while connected to the social network called Facebook.

I caught Pat masturbating to some chick on Facebook again. What a Facebook wanker.

Rob has a Kleenex pile 10ft deep from looking at Facebook. What a Facebook wanker.

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Uaahd

1. Acronyms used for online chatting. UAAD = U Are A Dork UAAHD = U Are A Huge Dork P: Okey Dokey Kareoke V: UAAD V: WiFi kicked me of..

No-future-having-ho

1. Usually a girl. (usually younger: 13-15 yrs) (Usually new at a school) that starts LOOKING for all the potheads, and doing anything to g..

Mohee

1. A openly homosexual indvidual who trys to spread his sexual orientation to others. "yo dawg everone knows ur a Mohee" See as..

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