Facebook Wanker

What is Facebook Wanker?

A person who masturbates to photographs of people that they may, or may not, know while connected to the social network called Facebook.

I caught Pat masturbating to some chick on Facebook again. What a Facebook wanker.

Rob has a Kleenex pile 10ft deep from looking at Facebook. What a Facebook wanker.

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No Buys

1. When a company does something to a product that in no way makes it more appealing to potential buyers. Often having to do with pay-per-v..

Quorpencetta

1. Liquid sunshine that has been bottled and stuck in a dark closet to age until it mellows enough to be palatable. "That quorpencett..

E Emo

1. E Emo Is When You Start Acting All Emo Over The Internet, Like Quitting Something. Jim: I'm Gonna Quit This Clan Because You Guys ..

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