Facebook Wanker

What is Facebook Wanker?

A person who masturbates to photographs of people that they may, or may not, know while connected to the social network called Facebook.

I caught Pat masturbating to some chick on Facebook again. What a Facebook wanker.

Rob has a Kleenex pile 10ft deep from looking at Facebook. What a Facebook wanker.

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Zoobidge

1. the occurance of an erection when looking at an animal but you aren't sure why. Dude that turtle gave me major zoobidge. See nrb,..

Dolce And Gabbana

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