Facebook Wanker

What is Facebook Wanker?

A person who masturbates to photographs of people that they may, or may not, know while connected to the social network called Facebook.

I caught Pat masturbating to some chick on Facebook again. What a Facebook wanker.

Rob has a Kleenex pile 10ft deep from looking at Facebook. What a Facebook wanker.

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Spootoast

1. When a man cums on a piece of toast and lets somebody eat it. Angela ate spootoast on our honeymoon See toast, cum, bread, jizz, sperm..

Elephansing

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Quenemoen

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