Facebook Wanker

What is Facebook Wanker?

A person who masturbates to photographs of people that they may, or may not, know while connected to the social network called Facebook.

I caught Pat masturbating to some chick on Facebook again. What a Facebook wanker.

Rob has a Kleenex pile 10ft deep from looking at Facebook. What a Facebook wanker.

See facebook, masturbation, wanker, facebook stalking

Aashr

1. A female amoeba that feasts on the nip. (see "nipple") Often travel in groups called "gaggles". 1. HOLY SHIIZNIZLE..

Nymphnugget

1. A midget. Who is a sex whore. Word created by Brandon Ivory. You little nymphnugget you! See midget, sex, whore, goddess, nugget..

Riches

1. To have a lot of money in the bank. To be able to buy a lot of expensive things. To be wealthy. I have a lot of riches. See rich, weal..

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