Facebook Wanker

What is Facebook Wanker?

A person who masturbates to photographs of people that they may, or may not, know while connected to the social network called Facebook.

I caught Pat masturbating to some chick on Facebook again. What a Facebook wanker.

Rob has a Kleenex pile 10ft deep from looking at Facebook. What a Facebook wanker.

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Compuhab

1. A person totally inept at performing even the most menial of tasks on a computer.i.e: a rehab at computers. E.g:"Jesus Peter is sh..

Lewall

1. kewler than LOL, LOUL, LAWL, LOLL, ROFL, LMAO a randomer way of saying LAUGH ... LEWALL you're so funny!! See lol, laugh, lool, l..

Fkn

1. "Fucking" when you are angry and in a rush A: Quick! Go get that bastard! B: Why! A: He fkn stole my nachos! See sj0r 2. ..

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