Facial Dispenser

What is Facial Dispenser?

A working Penis

She kept going to the salon and paying for expensive facials, when she knew she could use my Facial Dispenser any time she wanted, free of charge.

Yupperjack

1. The Eddie Bauer/L.L. Bean/Orvis pseudo-outdoorsy men's fashion that evokes a rugged lumberjack facade, when in fact the wearer is m..

Zagnut

1. to receive oral gratification from two people, each sucking on one testacle in a vacuous manner. Peter North received a glorious zagnut..

Amfg

1. "AH MY FUCKING GAWD" a more dramatic/hysterical version of omfg (oh my fucking god). usually said with a high screeching voic..

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