Facial Dispenser

What is Facial Dispenser?

A working Penis

She kept going to the salon and paying for expensive facials, when she knew she could use my Facial Dispenser any time she wanted, free of charge.

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Cobag

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Uh...

1. A part of speech or speeches, persay: though throughout history injecting uh... into your speech, to buy time while your brain processed..

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