Fake Tank

What is Fake Tank?

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When a sober person pretends to be drunk and pass-out while telling everyone they're a lightweight.

Dude 1: Dude wake up you pussy! How much did you have, a sniff of it?

Dude 2: I actually had something in my cup unlike you.

Dude 1: *pretends to fall over on Dude 2 spilling his kool-aid in the process*

Dude 2: Nice fake tank douche bag

Dude 1: Im SO DRUNK!!

See drunk, beer, army, vodka, douchebag, ass, britney spears, assclown, price, king, queen, poker, beanbag, hit, baseball, paris hilton, g string, thong
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