What is False Sleeping Tug?
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Typically during a first semester of college, but applicable for all years, the completely awkward situation where your roommate is under the false impression that you are asleep and it is therefore ok to masturbate. You though, are awake, and cannot say anything for the sake of embaressement on both parts.
"dude, Smith thought i was asleep last night and pulled a false sleeping tug"
"ah nasty dude did you say anything?"
"Nah man I couldn't, i just couldn't"
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To masturbate. Coined by Adam Corrola.
After striking out at the bar, I decided to go home and frost the comforter.
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An insufferable cunt, douchebag, fuckface, or all around asshole.
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