False Sleeping Tug

What is False Sleeping Tug?

1.

Typically during a first semester of college, but applicable for all years, the completely awkward situation where your roommate is under the false impression that you are asleep and it is therefore ok to masturbate. You though, are awake, and cannot say anything for the sake of embaressement on both parts.

"dude, Smith thought i was asleep last night and pulled a false sleeping tug"

"ah nasty dude did you say anything?"

"Nah man I couldn't, i just couldn't"

See masturbation, college, awkward, lotion
30

Random Words:

Center Rat
1. a person who hangs out at West Hartford Center almost everyday. Todd: Hey you have any idea where has Julia been? Jim: Dude she's..
Read more
Zab
1. To be a of great character, sexy and suave. also to be of man-whore status "Man, another girl? You are such a Zab! See steve, sex..
Read more
Chipi
1. A strange Spanish man, whos a wannabe actor. AKA Alex, Jorge, and fag Chipi u a Ho. Chipi desrteed us East-Coasters and Went to tha We..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free