False Sleeping Tug

What is False Sleeping Tug?

1.

Typically during a first semester of college, but applicable for all years, the completely awkward situation where your roommate is under the false impression that you are asleep and it is therefore ok to masturbate. You though, are awake, and cannot say anything for the sake of embaressement on both parts.

"dude, Smith thought i was asleep last night and pulled a false sleeping tug"

"ah nasty dude did you say anything?"

"Nah man I couldn't, i just couldn't"

See masturbation, college, awkward, lotion
30

Random Words:

Negrodust
1. Also a common term for Nesquick Man I drank me a nice glass o' Negrodust. See negrodust, nigger, white, power, dust, nesquick..
Read more
Vaginasty
1. Conquering a different woman for five consecutive nights. Ok, so like....last week I totally banged a different girl for five days in a..
Read more
Puggernutter
1. The use of a sticky substance to attract a dog to lick your testicles My very greedy brother Jeffrey stole my peanut butter and had his..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free