False Sleeping Tug

What is False Sleeping Tug?


1.

Typically during a first semester of college, but applicable for all years, the completely awkward situation where your roommate is under the false impression that you are asleep and it is therefore ok to masturbate. You though, are awake, and cannot say anything for the sake of embaressement on both parts.

"dude, Smith thought i was asleep last night and pulled a false sleeping tug"

"ah nasty dude did you say anything?"

"Nah man I couldn't, i just couldn't"

See masturbation, college, awkward, lotion


30

Random Words:

1. At risk. In peril. Most often used to describe someone or something that may be cut from scope or removed from the group. "We nee..
1. sleezy ass little rooms in the back of porn shops. for a quarter, you can watch a porn and wank. they're usually very disgusting t..
1. The aquisition of knowledge and information in a clear, concise, factual way, that is based on reason and logic and founded in true scie..