False Sleeping Tug

What is False Sleeping Tug?


1.

Typically during a first semester of college, but applicable for all years, the completely awkward situation where your roommate is under the false impression that you are asleep and it is therefore ok to masturbate. You though, are awake, and cannot say anything for the sake of embaressement on both parts.

"dude, Smith thought i was asleep last night and pulled a false sleeping tug"

"ah nasty dude did you say anything?"

"Nah man I couldn't, i just couldn't"

See masturbation, college, awkward, lotion


30

Random Words:

1. Sponge Gloss is a sparkly small pink bottle. It has a small non-shiny lid and the bottle is filled with SpongeGloss which is also pink y..
1. Individual with an unusual petchant for Corona's and gettin'er done. Assumes all behavior (good or bad) should be rewarded wit..
1. breakin it down is when you just don't give a shit what other people think of you in your actions. Express yourself in the most pe..