False Sleeping Tug

What is False Sleeping Tug?

1.

Typically during a first semester of college, but applicable for all years, the completely awkward situation where your roommate is under the false impression that you are asleep and it is therefore ok to masturbate. You though, are awake, and cannot say anything for the sake of embaressement on both parts.

"dude, Smith thought i was asleep last night and pulled a false sleeping tug"

"ah nasty dude did you say anything?"

"Nah man I couldn't, i just couldn't"

See masturbation, college, awkward, lotion
30

Random Words:

Hallion
1. a person of unreputable background that michael is a real hallion. See aj 2. noun Hallion: 1. A messer, a brat, a naughty child. ..
Read more
Twoddle
1. Load of old rubbish, nonsense that progrmme was a load of old twoddle See crap, shite, nonsense, rubbish, trash 2. load of old rubbi..
Read more
Lmmfatmfo
1. Laughing my motherfucking ass the motherfuck off name removed for obvious reasons: yeah i'm like pulling down my pants and snappin..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free