What is Flurch?
1.
When you fart and unexpectedly shit your pants.
Aww man, I flurched yesterday waiting for the John...
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2.
A DNA splice between Flanders and Lurch - can be volatile at times.
Flurch picked up the phone - "You rang-diddily?"
3.
Flurching is the process of using your penis to flush the cum out of a womans vagina after ejaculating.
".. didn't want her to get pregnant so i flurched the cum out.."
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4.
an all encompassing word to describe anything that you want with that certain sordid hint
Thomas was very excited that he would be flurching in Scotland for the weekend
