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the sound a guy makes as he cranks out a wad of goo!
I let out the loudest jerk grunt when I popped all over my wives face last night.
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having drinks with friends, via the phone.
Since we can't meet for drinks because we live in different states, we regularly have v..
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The principle that being prepared for impending zombie apocalypse is the safer bet than not being prepared, as the loss if one is incorr..