Fourth Of July Edit Meaning

1.

The day people light things on fire, and blame it on loving their country.

police officer: hey, you kids, that type of fireworks is illegal!

kid: dude, its the fourth of july. just showing some love for my country.

police officer: oh. in that case. toss me an m-80.

See 4th of july, holiday, fireworks, police, american

2.

The day Will Smith saved the earth from an alien invasion

Person A: Thank goodness Will Smith saved us from aliens

Person B: I'll drink to that. Happy Fourth of July

See will, smith, fouth, july, drink

3.

A time of explosins and emissions from tubes of various sizes..people take pleasure in these great eruptions

get ready for the sensations of the Fourth of july

See july, patriotism, fourth of july

4.

The worst day out of the year to enjoy a day the beach

Barbie: Hey Girl! Want to go to the beach and soak up some rays?

Midge: Fuck Girl, it's the Fourth of July. Every inland suburban family has stuffed their mini vans with hotdogs, boogie boards, and their middle school children. We'll never be able to find a parking spot or decent piece of ass!

See beach, barbie, debbie downer, midge, girl

5.

a night where family gets together drinks beer, plug up their big amplifiers and play jimi hendrix version of the national anthem...

and watch fireworks

fourth of july was today and the family got together and drank beer

See fourth of july, j, u, l, y

6.

A day when all non-U.S born people in America go to the mall to annoy those that are being forced to work that day.

Hey Maaaang, we should to go the mall and chill on the Fourth of July!

See fourth of july, mall, 4th of july, american, foreign

7.

1. An excuse to get fucked up.

2. The perfect occassion to burn an American flag.

This Fourth of July I'm going to get so high and burn the fucking flag.

See american flag, fourth of july, fucked up, stoned, fire