Fresh Johnson

What is Fresh Johnson?

When you are doing a girl, and then she orgasms and can't control her bowels and shits on your balls.

"Damn, she gave me the ol' Fresh Johnson." said Judea.

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Arlo

1. A unicorn loving man that resembles an oompa loompa. He likes to jerk off his co-workers in the chillers at the airport. His idol is N..

Half Bag

1. Slang term for half an ounce of drugs. (14-15 grams) (Typically marijuana) You got any weed for sale? No, I only score a half bag fo..

Heco'douche

1. contraction for heck of a douche bag jimmy is being such a heco'douche...he wont even let me use his stapler See douche, bag, hec..

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