Front Lawn Edit Meaning

1. taking light up reindeer on people's front lawns and placing them into sexual positions. We're going reindeer banditing tonig..

1. when someone is really really fat, you put your hands at about half arm span and say that they are "500 lbs out to here" a var..

1. A normally unreachable level of porn, often accessed by drinking gratuitous amounts of mountain dew. I was feeling uncomfortably energ..