Funkycrimper

What is Funkycrimper?

a compulsive liar who steals crumpets

"Where the hell are my buttermilk crumpets?!?!?!?!" "There in the fridge, honey." "They're not in the fridge... You funkycrimper

See crumpets, compulsive liar, buttermilk, bitch, skank hoe

Math-ew

1. A n00b-ish person, who often refers to themself as a digimon. Ex. Mattimon. Girl: Wow, my boyfriend sings the digimon theme song daily...

Quack Quack Spot Back

1. A method of claiming one's seat when one must leave it for a short amount of time. See also dibs, fives. Obscure Northern Wiscons..

[duke Her]

1. When a dude wants to get with a girl but, prefers to do it on the sly. Fanta was curious as to why Rashaad wanted to duke her consideri..

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