Funkycrimper

What is Funkycrimper?


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a compulsive liar who steals crumpets

"Where the hell are my buttermilk crumpets?!?!?!?!" "There in the fridge, honey." "They're not in the fridge... You funkycrimper

See crumpets, compulsive liar, buttermilk, bitch, skank hoe


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