Funnel Cakes Edit Meaning

1. The act of removing your knob from your trousers in order to give the missus a damn good seeing to. I got home from the pub about 11.30..

1. A bear-like creature that squeaks like a gerbil and sports knotted, untamed hair. This sort of being is by no means uncouth, but rather..

1. A way of saying "Shut the fuck up", usually used in Internet forums. "How about a nice cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP!"..