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After taking a massive dump, when looking in the toilet to marvel at your handiwork and find ... nothing!
I swear I just passed a footb..
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emo girl who can be your best friend or the type you want to keep close, cuz shes worse than an enemy!
damn, that girl is sucha kiersty..
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Pussy with more hair on it than you can cover with a dinner plate.
My one eyed trouser trout went limp as I peered at her dreaded beard..