Glonk

What is Glonk?


1.

The sound a Wookie makes.

Chewbacca glonked as he ran into battle.

See chewbacca, star wars, hairy, speech, language, wookie

2.

The act of a man, during mid coitus, deciding to stop having sex with a woman, just for the sheer gratification of showing that he is supreme and dominant and therefore superior to the woman.

I was totally getting my swerve on with Amanda last night when I decided to glonk that bitch after 10 minutes. She wasn't happy, but who cares? Bitch don' got glonked!

See sex, chauvinist, awesome


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