What is Glonk?
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The sound a Wookie makes.
Chewbacca glonked as he ran into battle.
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The act of a man, during mid coitus, deciding to stop having sex with a woman, just for the sheer gratification of showing that he is supreme and dominant and therefore superior to the woman.
I was totally getting my swerve on with Amanda last night when I decided to glonk that bitch after 10 minutes. She wasn't happy, but who cares? Bitch don' got glonked!
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The act of masturbating to an imaginary woman as opposed to watching porn.
Imagerbating usually takes place in the shower where pornog..
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The desire to eat bananas, hungry for bananas.
Josh your bananatite is amazing. I don't get how you can eat all of those bananas.
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