What is Glonk?
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The sound a Wookie makes.
Chewbacca glonked as he ran into battle.
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The act of a man, during mid coitus, deciding to stop having sex with a woman, just for the sheer gratification of showing that he is supreme and dominant and therefore superior to the woman.
I was totally getting my swerve on with Amanda last night when I decided to glonk that bitch after 10 minutes. She wasn't happy, but who cares? Bitch don' got glonked!
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Having sex while wearing an over-sized sombrero.
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