Gooched Edit Meaning

1.

The act or description of a person, place or thing that has been broken, tainted, or has been destroyed. Named for the famous character in "Diff'rent Strokes" (Episode 44, Return of the Gooch) that wanted to beat up Willis.

That thing is all gooched. You better throw it away.

My dad borrowed my sweatshirt and spilled coffee on it. Now it's all gooched up.

After that accident Jimmy is gooched. He has to wear a special brace on his leg.

Whoa! Easy with the crystal vase you're gonna gooch it up.

He should have never tried to bang her on the first date. He completely gooched that up.

See broken, gooch, gooched, ruined, fuck, bust, bang, break, bad, tainted, destroyed

2.

wronged or screwed over, especially in relation to UVA on-grounds housing; getting a terrible room assignment in all possible aspects

(Upon seeing one's housing assignment): "DUDE, I totally got gooched! This sucks...I'm finding an apartment instead..."

"HAHAHA. You got assigned to Gooch/Dillard?! BAHAHAH, yeah, someone totally gooched you!"

See screwed, screwed over, the shaft, effed

3.

The act of hitting, touching, poking, ect. of the female lower regions.

"Dude, that guy just gooched me with his lacrosse stick!"

"I just wanna gooch you with my fist!"

See cooch, poke, gooch, perv, hornball

4.

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When a situation or event becmomes completely stuffed or ruined. Similar to f@#%ed.

Can also be used without the -ed, in this case it becomes an adjective.

"I tried to find the toilet but the whole system was just gooched"

"Agooch"

See stuffed, ruined, fucked, screwed, destroyed

5.

Gooched or being gooched is where a male with a sweaty gooch wipes his hand all around that area then slaps someone with the hand full of gooch sweat.

man 1:wow dawg, yall just got gooched..

man 2:Aah shit man, it stinks.

man 1:unlucky man

man2:i think ima die:s

See gooch, slap, gooched, rub, sack, ass, groin, tom

6.

1. Recieving a kick up the gooch

2. An entity that exhibits the qualities of the gooching idiology (man, thats gooch!)

3. The act of boneheading a photo with your hand in the shape of the baracuda.

4. Being bettered by the Gooch Squad

"Mum, can u check my balls? I got badly gooched today"

"Mitch had the best stack, it was fuckin' gooch!"

"We gooched that photo good"

Jim: "Those guys got owned" Jase: "nah champ, they got Gooched!"

See gooch, gooching, baracuda, balls, bonehead, injury, stupidity, fun

7.

touching the area between the ballsack and the ass and wiping any subsequent fluids on another person or thing.

dave just gooched on bob's face, this is unfortunate for bob as that is disgusting

See jones