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When you wife/girlfriend is not in the mood and she rolls over facing away from you, where her ass is next to you. Generally this happe..
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When a girl you meet and begin talking to gets a boyfriend either during or very soon after your conversation. This girl then continues ..
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A state of total fluster and/or confusion.
I'm totally ass-face to the wind right now, don't ask me for directions!
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