Handel's Largo

What is Handel's Largo?


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The FAVOURITE PIECE of everyone who HANDLES LABIA and TINKLES THE IVORIES.

A lady's genital performance area. The HEAVENLY LOCATION of HANDEL'S LARGESSE.

The opera house in her Covent Garden, which includes an ORCHESTRA PIT and RHYTHM SECTION.

The abbreviation HL is the less musical notation for HER LUSTBUCKET, HAIRY LOCKER, HOT LIPS and HAPPY LAUGH.

"Keep practising - and use both hands!" advised the piano tutor, beating time with her tuning-fork and mouthing the notes, as her pupil's awkward fingering of HANDEL'S LARGO failed to accomplish the desired crescendo.

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