What is Hempfling?
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A "Hempfling" is a man who is confused about what type of women he prefers and basically calls you incompatible because he has already tested out the goods and labeled you a 5+ instead of the 10+ which you deserve, what a jerk!
Girl you messing with that Hempfling!
She stupid, she got her a Hempfling!
A man walks up to a woman and tries to introduce hisself to her, and her friend which is standing nearby yells, "girl, walk away from that Hempfling"!
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