Hempfling

What is Hempfling?


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A "Hempfling" is a man who is confused about what type of women he prefers and basically calls you incompatible because he has already tested out the goods and labeled you a 5+ instead of the 10+ which you deserve, what a jerk!

Girl you messing with that Hempfling!

She stupid, she got her a Hempfling!

A man walks up to a woman and tries to introduce hisself to her, and her friend which is standing nearby yells, "girl, walk away from that Hempfling"!

See man, guy, jerk, dude, boy


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