Hofius

What is Hofius?

The tiny hairs on the upper lip of your date that you dont realize are there until you lean in to kiss her...

Dude, she had a total hofius!

See hofius, john, hair, date, lip

One Year Past

1. The worst reason for a bunch of fuck ups, in a band ever ROCKER 1: Dude did you see that band one year past? ROCKER 2: Oh yeah, they w..

Out Over Our Skis

1. To get entirely too far ahead of yourself Look, I just said that I liked the girl, not that I wanna marry her. Let's not get out o..

Douche Bag Lips

1. An individual who has transcended the status of a "douche bag" or a "douche nozzle". By saying that someone has &quo..

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