Hort Edit Meaning

1.

1) A drunken mis-spelling of the word "hot"

2) Extreme hotness of a vaguely homosexual nature

3) What Braden is

1) "It was cool braden coame over. Yeahg. I like him, his so cool.

And he is hort... Are you lyimng? SAve this convosation"

2) Braden is hort.

3) Braden is hort.

2.

Hort is the state of being hot and bothered. To be or feel hort usually occurs during summer, however might be apparent after excessive exposure to heat (through activity, a heat source, or other means of heat production), combined with a feeling of agitation. Coined by W J Welburn, Adelaide, South Australia.

'Oh, for f*#k's sake! Sorry, honey. It's not your fault, I'm just feeling a bit hort.'

3.

The seam on your scrotum - the testicular seam.

"Damn, John has a long, floppy hort"

"That hort looks like a turkey neck"

"You wrinkly little hort"

"I want to get my hort pierced"

4.

pertaining to a whore or slut

The hort slept with my boyfriend.

See whore, slut, skank, ho, bitch

5.

When a person proceeds to throw a ring of fire with chewing tobacco and immediately afterwards smoke 5 cigarettes at the same time.

Holy shit that guy is about to do a hort!

I freakin puked after I finished that hort!

See cigarette, tobacco, dip, dap, chew

6.

A humourous email, full of innuendo, that slips into your inbox at inopportune moments, making you laugh and giving you a snot bubble.

I was on the phone, trying to persuade my bank manager to extend my overdraft, when I received a Hort. The bastard didn't think I was taking my financial situation seriously.

See credit crunch, bastards

7.

Relating to snort. or sniffing.

Verb. To snort drugs or substances up your nose.

Noun. Can also refer to the actual substance. Sometimes given a one letter prefix to specify which substance. ie. C-Hort=cocaine, E-Hort=crushed ecstasy, K-Hort=Special K, G-Hort=glass or crystal meth.

Can also refer to your nose, or your "Horter"

Can refer to just about any snorting object. A straw or rolled up dollar can be refered to as a Hort-stick.

"I wanna do some C-hort tonight."

"I'm gonna hort some coke tonight."

"I did so much G-hort this weekend that my horter feels like its gonna fall off."

"Pass me that Hort-stick so i can finish this pile."

"He loves Horting, he is like Horty hort alot."

See snort, sniff, nose, cocaine