Human Jawtrap

What is Human Jawtrap?


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when an ugly person wakes up after a night of sexonly to realise that they are in not holding on to their lover but in fact holding their gnawed off arm. thus making them coyote ugly

ugly betty: that was a lovely night wasnt it?

*realises she is talking to an arm*

ugly betty: fuck! not again! im just a human jawtrap

See coyote ugly, hideous, fat, drunken, mistake


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