Jack Kelley

What is Jack Kelley?

(n) Former reporter for USA Today; faked a pulitzer-nominated story along with many others. Claimed Bin Laden was using eBay to send secret messages.

(v) To tell outrageous lies with a straight face.

Don't jack kelley me. You did not just stop a bank robbery.

Mpirrs

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Zomuhfuhguh

1. The longer term of ZOMFG. Used by fangirls every where. ZOMUHFUHGUH! I squeee for Neji! See zomuhfuhguh, zomg, omfg, neji, fangirls..

Scab Picker

1. Any person who will scratch and pick at anything on their body (or yours) untill it bleeds. 2. Constantly bringing up the same issue o..

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