Jack Kelley

What is Jack Kelley?

(n) Former reporter for USA Today; faked a pulitzer-nominated story along with many others. Claimed Bin Laden was using eBay to send secret messages.

(v) To tell outrageous lies with a straight face.

Don't jack kelley me. You did not just stop a bank robbery.

Fishing With Dynamite

1. used to describe anything that can be accomplished easily. The Cooker: "you ever play TP one-on-one in a game of bathketball?"..

Yogurt Hose

1. A length of man-meat in the process of emitting baby-batter. Holy shit, she got in front of the yogurt hose, and now her face looks lik..

M.i.o.t.t.

1. Stands for moronic, immature, obsessive, teenage twats. Girls/Guys who are under the illusion they have a chance with a celebrity. A tee..

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