Jack Kelley

What is Jack Kelley?

(n) Former reporter for USA Today; faked a pulitzer-nominated story along with many others. Claimed Bin Laden was using eBay to send secret messages.

(v) To tell outrageous lies with a straight face.

Don't jack kelley me. You did not just stop a bank robbery.

Hairpiece

1. A shooting implement made from pure mohair. Hand over the money you bank telling fuck, I'm carrying a loaded hairpiece! 2. Subst..

Pyanger

1. Pubes of the teeth. To gaze upon them would induce vomit. Get on those pyangers on him, pure pubes on his teeth. See pube, bollock, br..

Mullet Protector

1. A woolen knit capwith a baseball cap style bill. Worn with the bill facing backwards, it protects a mullet from rain and snow while kee..

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