Jack Kelley

What is Jack Kelley?


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(n) Former reporter for USA Today; faked a pulitzer-nominated story along with many others. Claimed Bin Laden was using eBay to send secret messages.

(v) To tell outrageous lies with a straight face.

Don't jack kelley me. You did not just stop a bank robbery.


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