Jack Kelley

What is Jack Kelley?

(n) Former reporter for USA Today; faked a pulitzer-nominated story along with many others. Claimed Bin Laden was using eBay to send secret messages.

(v) To tell outrageous lies with a straight face.

Don't jack kelley me. You did not just stop a bank robbery.

Monkey-slut

1. Someone whose standards are so low that they'll shag a monkey. Dude, look at the grenade that monkey-slut's dancing with!..

-jal-

1. The nickname of the coolest and best player in Lost City. He is ID 505. Dude, I want to be just like -Jal- They should Make -Jal- a L..

Clit Shredder

1. When a mans penis had developed teeth and when he has sex with a lady it shreds her clit. 'Clit Shredder' 'oh stop fucki..

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