Jack Kelley

What is Jack Kelley?

(n) Former reporter for USA Today; faked a pulitzer-nominated story along with many others. Claimed Bin Laden was using eBay to send secret messages.

(v) To tell outrageous lies with a straight face.

Don't jack kelley me. You did not just stop a bank robbery.

Swoozy

1. meaning smooth and easy going. Marijuana makes everything swoozy. You think you are so swoozy, because you can get out of tickets. Th..

Vicksburg

1. A ho-dunk little town in southwest Michigan...like 10-15 minutes away from Portage. Nothing ever happens here. The football team has a r..

Take Your Water

1. To kill you, Dune-Style. Derived from the Fremen society on Arrakis. You ate my fucking twinkies, I shall take your water. He said AF..

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