Jack Kelley

What is Jack Kelley?

(n) Former reporter for USA Today; faked a pulitzer-nominated story along with many others. Claimed Bin Laden was using eBay to send secret messages.

(v) To tell outrageous lies with a straight face.

Don't jack kelley me. You did not just stop a bank robbery.

Stay Black, White On

1. marginally racial slurs combined as a phrase used when leaving a place; normally spoken by a person confident enough to know that the ON..

Chived

1. To be really stoned/high on marijuana. Im so fuckin chived right now! Sally looked really chived today...but then i remembered she was..

Gettin' Your Hole On

1. lezzin' it up, getting it on (only between two chicks) Were you gettin' your hole on last night!? See lezzing out, lesbians,..

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