Jack Kelley

What is Jack Kelley?

(n) Former reporter for USA Today; faked a pulitzer-nominated story along with many others. Claimed Bin Laden was using eBay to send secret messages.

(v) To tell outrageous lies with a straight face.

Don't jack kelley me. You did not just stop a bank robbery.

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Othermotherfucker

1. A male still in possesion of his reproductive system who has sex with other peoples mothers. Such as from American Pie 1, 2, and Wedding..

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