Jack Kelley

What is Jack Kelley?

(n) Former reporter for USA Today; faked a pulitzer-nominated story along with many others. Claimed Bin Laden was using eBay to send secret messages.

(v) To tell outrageous lies with a straight face.

Don't jack kelley me. You did not just stop a bank robbery.

Aids Rodeo

1. When your doing a girl from behind holding her by her hair. You lean down and whisper "I have aids" and hold on for eight seco..

Like Two Retards Fucking

1. When two people totally and completely screw something up and make a total mess of things. Bowser goes to open the door for Maggie. Mag..

Zoltaneering

1. Consists of throwing a snippet of one-upmanship bragging, into an otherwise innocent looking question An example of zoltaneering: &quo..

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