Jack Kelley

What is Jack Kelley?

(n) Former reporter for USA Today; faked a pulitzer-nominated story along with many others. Claimed Bin Laden was using eBay to send secret messages.

(v) To tell outrageous lies with a straight face.

Don't jack kelley me. You did not just stop a bank robbery.

Rumble Chub

1. An erection caused by the vibrations from vehicular movement On the bus to school, I got a huge rumble chub See rumble, chub, chubby, ..

Count Von Pennies

1. A proper noun used in place of calling someone "Jewish" for being cheap. Sarcasm Master: "Why don't you spring for ..

Igly-fugly-foo

1. 1. Igly-uglier than ugly 2. Fugly-fucking ugly 3.foo-fool Man, that guy who asked for your number was one igly-fugly-foo! See ugly, fu..

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