Jack Kelley

What is Jack Kelley?

(n) Former reporter for USA Today; faked a pulitzer-nominated story along with many others. Claimed Bin Laden was using eBay to send secret messages.

(v) To tell outrageous lies with a straight face.

Don't jack kelley me. You did not just stop a bank robbery.

Heavycake

1. A small pink circular object found in urinals for the purpose of eliminating odors. see piss cake I pizzled as hard as I could, but co..

Oblogituary

1. cyber posting of deceased human; complete with POV of the deceased rather than from the living kin pop up mp3 shows the deceased rantin..

Consecutive Multi-platinum

1. an album that SHOULD be multi-platinum, but the RIAA are douches and won't certify it multi-platinum. a band sells 2,000,000 units..

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