Jack Kelley

What is Jack Kelley?

(n) Former reporter for USA Today; faked a pulitzer-nominated story along with many others. Claimed Bin Laden was using eBay to send secret messages.

(v) To tell outrageous lies with a straight face.

Don't jack kelley me. You did not just stop a bank robbery.

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Suicide Machine

1. A small box that charges 25 cents to kill you. Anyone using it has two options either a laser gun that kills you quick and easy or lots ..

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