Jack Kelley

What is Jack Kelley?

(n) Former reporter for USA Today; faked a pulitzer-nominated story along with many others. Claimed Bin Laden was using eBay to send secret messages.

(v) To tell outrageous lies with a straight face.

Don't jack kelley me. You did not just stop a bank robbery.

New York Stir Fry

1. While eating out a girls vagina, she queefs in your mouth causing you to vomit in her vagina, then the guy continues to eat out the puke..

Zoidberg Party

1. A Zoidberg party is any event that you organize where the only person to show up is yourself. I tried to put on a seminar about ethical..

Uber-gag

1. To overreach and defeat oneself by seeking to do too much. By trying to go that extra mile, all the previous hard work is undone and the..

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