Jack Kelley

What is Jack Kelley?

(n) Former reporter for USA Today; faked a pulitzer-nominated story along with many others. Claimed Bin Laden was using eBay to send secret messages.

(v) To tell outrageous lies with a straight face.

Don't jack kelley me. You did not just stop a bank robbery.

Douche Ass Sister

1. Ones sister who is on the rag and therefore is being a bitch. "I had to take the bus cuz my douche ass sister wouldn't give m..

Sausage

1. A common cylindric part of meat made from delicious gory animal parts. The human beings usually eat it in order to gain multiple kilojou..

Zipdill

1. Zipdill (noun). Having no dick or balls. Spineless. Dude: Hey Fred, wanna hit a strip joint tonight? Fred: No, my wife says I gotta he..

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