Jack Kelley

What is Jack Kelley?

(n) Former reporter for USA Today; faked a pulitzer-nominated story along with many others. Claimed Bin Laden was using eBay to send secret messages.

(v) To tell outrageous lies with a straight face.

Don't jack kelley me. You did not just stop a bank robbery.

Lolicide

1. The murder/ extermination of a good joke. "Dude check it out my dog! It's licking the carpet, haha!" "Ha, like a l..

Pon'farr

1. A neurochemical imbalance in Vulcans occuring every 7 years causing them to be extremely horny. Jim, I am experiencing Pon'farr. I..

Double Doodie

1. When one shits and pisses at the same time. Hey Kelly I just increased my productivity, I double doodie saving me a second trip to the ..

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