Jack Kelley

What is Jack Kelley?

(n) Former reporter for USA Today; faked a pulitzer-nominated story along with many others. Claimed Bin Laden was using eBay to send secret messages.

(v) To tell outrageous lies with a straight face.

Don't jack kelley me. You did not just stop a bank robbery.

Assler

1. someone who is named skylar, and is also a huge ass. alex: hey, that guy skylar is an ass. britt: ya, his nickname is assler! See sky..

Operation Golden Flow

1. Military term used for a routine urinaysis test. Dude, Johnson just got busted on Operation Golden Flow for doing E. 2. same as wizz ..

Vatoloco

1. a fat bastard who eats everything in site. Also makes fun of people pulling a bucketrod Vatoloco you fat fuck put the food down! See v..

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