Jack Kelley

What is Jack Kelley?

(n) Former reporter for USA Today; faked a pulitzer-nominated story along with many others. Claimed Bin Laden was using eBay to send secret messages.

(v) To tell outrageous lies with a straight face.

Don't jack kelley me. You did not just stop a bank robbery.

W0t0

1. Originally a typo that became popular due to it's humorous appearance in chat windows. The intended word was "w00t" w00..

Floppy Beaver

1. a large floppy vagina that slightly resembles a certain wood-cutting mammal (may be diseased) Lassie, Timmy fell in the floppy beaver!..

Yesessarily

1. 'Yesessarily' is essentially a contraction (sans the ugly and very un-aesthetic apostrophe aka flying banana) of 'yes&apo..

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