Jack Kelley

What is Jack Kelley?

(n) Former reporter for USA Today; faked a pulitzer-nominated story along with many others. Claimed Bin Laden was using eBay to send secret messages.

(v) To tell outrageous lies with a straight face.

Don't jack kelley me. You did not just stop a bank robbery.

Zurkei

1. The essence of pure awesomeness. Dude he is totally has some Zurkei in him. See zurkei, fry..

It's Left

1. being incorrect, not just wrong but being so very wrong. That's so wrong it's left, cuz it ain't right. See left, wrong..

Jamaican Rump Shine

1. Dragging a set of hairy testicles on someone's ass whilst listening to reggae. Lauren: "Do you have any Ben Gay?" Katie..

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