Jack Kelley

What is Jack Kelley?

(n) Former reporter for USA Today; faked a pulitzer-nominated story along with many others. Claimed Bin Laden was using eBay to send secret messages.

(v) To tell outrageous lies with a straight face.

Don't jack kelley me. You did not just stop a bank robbery.

Grade School

1. From kindergarten to grade eight, or it is sometimes called "elementary school". "I haven't been fucked like that s..

Surfguard

1. A beach lifeguard trained for surf conditions. There's surfguards at the ocean beach but lifeguards at the lake. See lifeguard, s..

Urinal Rape

1. When a man is stationed at a public urinal, he is vulnerable to undesirable rectal penetration. Last week when Tom got urinal raped, he..

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