Jack Kelley

What is Jack Kelley?

(n) Former reporter for USA Today; faked a pulitzer-nominated story along with many others. Claimed Bin Laden was using eBay to send secret messages.

(v) To tell outrageous lies with a straight face.

Don't jack kelley me. You did not just stop a bank robbery.

Klumpster

1. The large clump of Dorito, Cheeto, or similar dust found at the bottom of some lucky bags. Also used to describe a large chunk of somet..

Up And Leave

1. (v.) To leave suddenly without warning. He just upped and left. No note, no explaination, nothing. See Kung-Fu Jesus..

Laphalicious

1. A teacher that is annoying and has such stupid rules that you can not help but laugh. That teacher is so moronic...HAHAHAHAHA..

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