Jellywhack

What is Jellywhack?

To slap one's girl in the face with one's memberwhile it is in a semi lob onstate.

Steve: So how was it with Jeannie?

Greg: Awesome, she's a right little slut. I spuffed in her hair, then jellywhacked her for good measure.

Steve: Good work, Greg. Good work.

See dick slap

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